July 2009
fmylife:
Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML
fmylife:
Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, “Let’s just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You’re really good at quacking.” FML
fmylife:
Today, my five-year-old came home from summer camp crying because her friends and counselors had all laughed at her when she couldn’t identify colors correctly during a game. My husband then confessed that he had taught her colors wrong because he thought it would be funny. FML
fmylife:
Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
harry potter was great!!! but kinda sad.
p.s. sorry… dont kick my ass please :]
fmylife:
Today, through AIM, I told my ex boyfriend that I still have really deep feelings for him. The message I sent him was really long and took me almost an hour to write. His response? “Dun dun dunnn, the plot thickens!” Then he signed off. FML
adinshea:
I used to rely on self-medication, I...
cant get enough of their new album.
suicide...
