fmylife: Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to have sex. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I’m naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with ‘udders’ . Offended, I go to get off. ‘No no’ he protests, ‘a SEXY cow’. FML
mm iced coffee
(via arielaaash) yummo. i must go make myself some now. lol yummo. im a fag.
fmylife: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
"ok, ok, hurry, jump on my head!"
ashleyyanne: -my brother playing Call of Duty… haha typical. fucking n00bs must die.
remind you of anything ashley?? harry potter...
so Jordan and I decided life would be much easier...
(via ashleyyanne) word…. i could do many things with that wand of mine :] lol
fmylife: Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, “I’m not David.” Then, with an Italian accent, he said, “It’s-a-me! Mario!” FML
ashleyyanne: shut up Jordan!!!!!!!! you know its true.
THE ONLY REASON SHARKS...
…didnt win, is because they got tired of eating pussy all day.
go look go look!
arielaaash: ashleyyanne: http://www.wix.com/ashleyyanne/photog-site http://www.wix.com/ashleyyanne/photog-site http://www.wix.com/ashleyyanne/photog-site http://www.wix.com/ashleyyanne/photog-site http://www.wix.com/ashleyyanne/photog-site this looks really coooool :)
STOP WASTING TIME TYPING STUFF REBLOG EVERYTHING.
i killed the prom queen- sharks in your mouth ...
WHY CATS HATE WATER
jon-b: CAUSE THEY KNOW THERE’S FUCKING SHARKS IN THERE, AND THEY ALREADY KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH SHARKS! DONT FUCK WITH THE SHARKS! WE’LL FUCKIN BRING THE RAIN! GO SHARKS GO
CATS STOP POSTING FUCKING PORN
blindedwithscience: THAT’S NOT FUCKING CATS AIIIGHT?! word mother fucker.. fat chicks getting fisted has nothing to do with cats. wtf?