April 2010
colorfieldsandwagonwheels:
flickflickflicker:
inothernews:photojojo:
So… This is what happens when your video camera shutter speed syncs with helicopter blades. (via) Amazing!
Too weird and too awesome.
woah.
sweet
Hey Ashley. I loveeee your hair color. What color...
ashbabyxo:
Hahah…Jordan..?…because yes it isss dark brown. As of yesterday. lol
ASK/TELL/CONFESS
no not me dumb head…
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ashbabyxo:
http://fuckyeahpirates.tumblr.com/
because I help run it..and it’s been neglected for too long. So give http://fuckyeahpirates.tumblr.com/ some love!
fmylife:
Today, after getting drunk, I attended a concert with my friends. I don’t remember much of anything, but according to my friends, I fell down the bleachers and cut my head. I’m now sporting a rather large, lightning bolt gash down the middle of my forehead. I look like Harry Potter. FML
fmylife:
Today, I realised I have a real problem with food. How? I got an erection while eating a Big Mac. FML
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. While I was on top of him, his mother opens his bedroom door stares at me, says “Nice tattoos” and shuts the door. FML
For whoever asked;
ashbabyxo:
Worst FML everrrrrrr. LMAOOO.
cbeezy:
“I wanted to have sex with this random girl I had just met, but I didn’t have a condom but she said it was alright, I could just pull out when I felt like I was going to finish. Well, I felt like I was going to finish, so I was pulling out. Just as I began to, she wrapped her legs tightly around me and said “I WANT YOU TO BE MY BABY’S FATHER!” I didn’t have enough time to pull out....