June 2010
May 2010
fmylife:
Today, my 70 year old patient, fresh out of surgery, rang his call bell because he needed to go to the bathroom. I gave him a urinal and noticed he was having trouble getting his penis in. When I offered help he answered, “No young lady, I know you just want to touch it and play with it.” FML
Possible Motto for the Star Wars Cantina:
Rock out to Reebo, Watch out for Greedo.
(via dbsw, werepoodle)
fmylife:
Today, I wore my expensive new blue dress to my boyfriend’s house. He made me go home because “his cat hates blue”. FML
