fmylife: Today, I woke up in an emergency room. Why? I hyperventilated and passed out when I found out that my favorite video game is getting a sequel. FML
fmylife: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, and one of the rubberbands that connects her braces came off and shot my dick. It hurt so bad that I almost started crying. FML
thedailywhat: FoD Exclusive of the Day: Alison Brie and Rich Sommer star in the filthiest, raunchiest, most scatological comedy bit starring Alison Brie and Rich Sommer you will see today, guaranteed. (NSFL, see above.) [fod.]
Celtics are gonna win the series.
colorfieldsandwagonwheels: notmydaughteryoubitch: karennmejia: christinamoore: So all you laker fans can suck it. No Why are you watching basketball, when you could be watching the World Cup? soccer can eat a fat chode. basketball is much better.